The other day I offered up some rules for being human which were extremely thoughtful and thought provoking. They gave us in snapshot form, a foundation by which if we followed the rules we could be relatively successful as humans.
Today (12.23.13) I have again borrowed from an AOL mail message to share some important truism’s pertaining to natural law. I know each of you from time to time has wondered why specific things happened at specifically unwanted times. This may help to explain that.
Of course your comments are always welcomed, and in this case maybe you have encountered a Natural Law that isn’t on the list. Take care and have a wonderful day. — Bill — Merry Christmas
1. _Law of Mechanical Repair_ – After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch and you’ll have to pee. 2.Law of Gravity_- Any tool, nut, bolt, screw, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible place in the universe. 3.Law of Probability– The probability of being watched is directly proportional to the stupidity of your act. 4.Law of Random Numbers– If you dial a wrong number, you never get a busy signal; someone always answers. 6.Variation Law- If you change lines (or traffic lanes), the one you were in will always move faster than the one you are in now. 7.Law of the Bath– When the body is fully immersed in water, the telephone rings. 8.Law of Close Encounters– The probability of meeting someone you know INCREASES dramatically when you are with someone you don’t want to be seen with. 9.Law of the Result– When you try to prove to someone that a machine won’t work, IT WILL!!! 10.Law of Biomechanics – The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach. 11.Law of the Theater & Hockey Arena– At any event, the people whose seats are furthest from the aisle, always arrive last. They are the ones who will leave their seats several times to go for food, beer, or the toilet and who leave early before the end of the performance or the game is over. The folks in the aisle seats come early, never move once, have long gangly legs or big bellies and stay to the bitter end of the performance. The aisle people also are very surly folk. 12.The Coffee Law– As soon as you sit down to a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold. 13.Murphy’s Law of Lockers– If there are only 2 people in a locker room, they will have adjacent lockers. 14.Law of Physical Surfaces– The chances of an open-faced jelly sandwich landing face down on a floor, are directly correlated to the newness and cost of the carpet or rug. 15.Law of Logical Argument– Anything is possible IF you don’t know what you are talking about. 16.Brown’sLaw of Physical Appearance–If the clothes fit, they’re ugly.
17._Oliver’s Law of Public Speaking_ — A CLOSED MOUTH GATHERS NO FEET!!! 18.Wilson’s Law of Commercial Marketing Strategy_ – As soon as you find a product that you really like, they will stop making it, OR the store will stop selling it!! 19.Doctors’ Law– If you don’t feel well, make an appointment to go to the doctor, by the time you get there you’ll feel better.. But don’t make an appointment, and you’ll stay sick..
“Life is not the way it’s supposed to be – it’s the way it is. The way you cope with it is what makes the difference.”
I’m going to retire and live off my savings. What I’ll do on the second day, I have no idea.